Noah: Fine Dustin. Like that kid I talked to about condoms for like 2 hours. No I haven’t because I don’t make it a habit to tell people who rudely wake me up stuff about me. But its whatever, I’m noah. And you just like popped up and called me?
Dustin: [pause] That would be me, actually. Yeah, that guy’s name was also Noah… so I probably talked to you before online. I didn’t ‘rudely’ wake you up, I just called your phone. Rudely waking you up would be if I had shaken your shoulder or something. Which is physically impossible over the phone. Uh, I just felt like I should? I don’t know. I had my phone with me and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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