[pm] Um yeah it is! Compared to me! Who is not old!
I mean I know he’s hot but EWListen can we really just not talk about this? I don’t remember where I heard it from.
Oh, I don’t know. Mom’s a surgical nurse.
[pm] You’re not old? Damn. And here I thought you were a hundred-year-old vampire trapped in the body of a teenager. Like a female Edward Cullen. Fine. If you promise me that if you come across that rumour again you’ll tell me who it was coming from? And
please don’t I’d appreciate it if you kept this to yourself?
That sounds super cool! Pediatric nurse isn’t as cool but kids are probably a bit more adorable than cut-open bodies.