Nice job on the nickname, but I still don’t appreciate your implications. I’m not your mother and plenty of folks do have red hair. Be a little open minded about something, will you?
Would be kind of strange if you were my mother. Also, you haven’t complained about my swearing, so it’s safe to say you’re not her in disguise. Hey, I’m open-minded about a lot of things! I’m like, the most open-minded person at school.