liesanders:

I’m HOLDING MY PEARLS that you don’t appreciate my Parrish jokes 😦

I’d throw my pearls, dramatically, into the fire but this a very expensive necklace and I don’t want them to perish on account of you calling me a dick.

Wait, that was you?

Actually, to call something a joke, it has to be funny

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