The lawn flamingos are a personal favorite. We had a serial killer who used them as his, uh… signature. A wire leg through every atrium, valve, and artery of the heart. Do you realize how much precision that would take, given that you can’t see any of them without cutting someone open? It turned out the perpetrator was a cardiologist.

That was back in Augusta, but I see even stranger things in this town.

What the fuck

Are you making this up

This is completely

Are you being serious right now or is this from a season of Dexter that I haven’t seen yet?


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