hawaiianhalfwolf:

[pm] 1. You don’t act like it

2. See number 1

3. See number 2

4. Because if you want to do drugs yourself that’s your business but selling drugs is a huge criminal offense and I’d hate to see you go down that path. 

[pm] 1. Screw you. There’s no way to “act” tall.

2. Fuck you.

3. Piss off. I have been! I described my first kiss to you in detail!

4. Thank you for your concern. I don’t think the police is going to arrest me anytime soon, the last officer I spoke to seemed to be really cool.

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